He works his way back to the locked door, jacking off to a few more bubbles along the way. Arin seizes the chance to chimpanzee his way through another Deku Baba and pick up some more worthless Deku Nuts.
Some interesting talk ensues about going back to your old school and seeing how small everything actually was. That's okay, 'cause we still have the inevitable search for the First Room Key that will come up eventually. Part of me actually hopes he climbs up, but to my disappointment, he goes back to the chest and collects his key. Things are lookin' good! He reaches the treasure chest with the key at the end, and my heart stops once again when he walks past it and grabs the vines. YES! Rather than risk taking fall damage, Arin climbs the vines down, but first stops by the hookshot target above just to check it out from a different angle I guess.ĭown the well, he takes the fall damage but it's okay, cause those two hearts are down there. Thankfully, he doesn't, and the button gets pressed. My nerves tense up as he repeatedly jumps onto or sidles along the railing, on the verge of falling off.
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Dan tells a funny Avidad story about sitting right by his side while the commercial plays on TV saying "It's 10PM, do you know where your children are?"Īfter getting the map, Arin heads out to the balcony from which you're supposed to hookshot across to another balcony. YAY! Inside the door, he jacks off the Hookshot trying to pop the bubble, and manages to take it out without taking a hit, but man it's a close call. This time, he kills the spider that had knocked him off earlier and makes it to the top. The weed talk goes on while Arin continues wandering aimlessly in this room before eventually settling on the same vines he had tried to climb and dismissed a minute and a half earlier. I always wondered if you could bring back the Iron Boots (after getting the Bow and leaving) and sequence break that key down there. He weaves in and out of the three columns like one of those dog training exercises, then jumps into the still-full well and tries to dive down into it. rock, locking on and sidestepping at the last second, deploying the hookshot on its ass in a movement that I would almost go so far as to say was graceful. Meanwhile, as the weed talk goes on, Arin manages to deftly dodge an Octorok's. Dan brings up that Kevin was saying something about roaches and waxes poetic about his loss of innocence. "I can't go up there, because it's too high." I'm sorry, what? (I guess he might have meant it was too high to climb without getting hit by the spider) Anyway, now that the word "high" has been said, time for the requisite weed joke, right on cue, to distract anyone from thinking they heard what they just did. Then he says something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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Here it is a full minute later and Arin is still trying to rationalize his forgetting the Song of Time by bumbling around the subject of "resetting the brain", but not before climbing up a wall and right into a spider. Grabs a few Deku nuts, probably by accident 'cause God knows those won't see any use. In the next room, he throws himself headlong into the Deku Baba, swinging like a chimpanzee and dropping from 5.5 hearts to 5. And what is the most integral song you play in that game? The Song of Time.
"What is the Song of Time?" I say strange, because just a few hours ago, he was talking in great detail about Majora's Mask and how it was his favorite 3D Zelda game. Arin pulls out the Ocarina and pauses for 8 seconds, the first four of which Dan has to finish some cunning linguistics. Which I guess in all fairness it is a pretty weird song.
Our episode begins with the Gramps making fun of the Forest Temple music.